#41: Sounds Like a Great Hire
At first glance, you might be fooled into thinking that this is a perfectly normal flyer, although I cannot figure out why you would post a job application on a light pole. But zoom in closely. Read it all, and revel in the increasing madness.

A few items of note: I am digging the placement of the word “Perfectionist.” I am worried about his hustle addiction. I do actually think never being thirsty could be an advantage in a lot of jobs. I wonder whether I should think his being Irish Catholic is a good or a bad thing. I’m not sure those are the things I’d choose to advertise, but that’s just me.