People Share Signs That Made Them Do a Double Take

#35: It’s Just a Car, Buddy

Personally, I’m not a car person. I use cars only as a means of transportation, and then only when it’s too far a distance, and I can’t bike it. My car is not a hobby, a status symbol, or a prized possession, largely because I would hate to own something that I am terrified of ever denting, scratching, or dinging. Life is stressful enough without adding that kind of pressure every time I drive.

The owner of this car clearly takes a different sort of view of vehicles. This person doesn’t even want anyone near their car, because literally, anything could hurt it, apparently. Or maybe the owner is just really hoping that someone will take the sticker seriously and strip before walking by.