Hilarious Texts Exchanged: When Ex-Lovers Share A Laugh Despite The Breakup

At the witching hour of 2:45 am, your phone buzzes with a text that reeks of inebriation and a hint of desperation. Who keeps a bench of ladies for lonely nights? This gentleman’s scouting report is embarrassingly outdated. While there’s no shame in seeking company in the wee hours, this particular lady isn’t playing ball.

Her reply is savagely on point, not only calling out his nocturnal hunt but shattering his illusion with the reveal of her three-year-strong marital status. It’s a stark reminder: update your contacts, or face the sting of rejection..