Farewell Underachiever
In a misguided attempt to rekindle romance, an ex-boyfriend’s text message spectacularly misses the mark. Far from a love confession, it smacks more of a plea for absolution that one might seek in a confessional booth—a strategy unlikely to win back his former flame.
Insight into their past reveals a singular redeeming quality: his culinary prowess. It’s clear she made the right call; in the grand recipe of love, it takes more than cooking skills to avoid the heartbreak bullet..