The Customer Is Not Always Right: Whimsical Clapbacks from Restaurant Owners

This is another one where we included it not because the review was obviously fake and the person deserved getting clapped back at, but rather just because the response was really funny.

I was very curious as to why someone would deliberately give themselves the screen name “George Complainer,” so I Googled it, and it turns out “Complainer” is a real surname. Can you imagine going through life with that name? I think I would become a complainer just because that was my name and it put me in a perpetually bad mood.